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~ FediShark ~

⭐ The Internet's Premier Shark-Powered Fediverse Hub ⭐ NEW!

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Ahoy, fellow netizen!

Welcome to FediShark.eu — a self-hosted archipelago of services swimming in the deep waters of the Fediverse! This humble corner of the World Wide Web is powered by recycled electrons, open-source software, and an unreasonable love for sharks.

Pull up a beach chair, pour yourself a soda, and stay a while. Don't forget to sign the guestbook on your way out!

💻 Powered by	Talos Linux on 4× Intel N150 nodes
🌊 Orchestrated by	Kubernetes (it's like a school of fish)
🔒 TLS Version	1.3 ONLY — we don't do ancient protocols
🔐 Certificates	ECDSA P-384 via Let's Encrypt
🏠 Location	The deep end of a Dutch living room
📊 Uptime	As reliable as a great white's appetite
⚔️ Security	NCSC NL “Good” on ALL categories
📡 IP Stack	IPv4 + IPv6, dual-stack end-to-end
📧 Email Auth	SPF + DKIM + DMARC + DANE/TLSA

🦈 Our Services 🦈

GoToSocial NEW!
Our ActivityPub server — federated social networking, shark-style. Follow us in the Fediverse!

Jellyfin
Media streaming from the depths. Like Netflix, but with more sharks and zero tracking.

Vikunja
Task tides — getting things done, one barnacle at a time.

📰 WHAT'S NEW! 📰

2026.04.18: Hand-restored the entire homepage to be EVEN MORE 90s. Added 88x31 button collection, mock guestbook form, and a proper LED hit counter. NEW!
2026.04.10: Migrated DNS from deSEC to Cloudflare. Faster propagation, same paranoid record management.
2026.03.20: All certificates rotated to ECDSA P-384. Smaller, faster, more modern. Ancient ciphers are now in the dustbin where they belong.
2026.02.14: NCSC NL audit: "Good" on every category. The ocean is now officially safe.

📝 SIGN THE GUESTBOOK

Leave a message for the captain — or find us in the Fediverse:
@shark@pub.fedishark.eu

Your handle:

visitor1337

From the depths of:

somewhere on the WWW

Message in a bottle:

cool site! the sharks are radical 🦈

[Submit]

(decorative only — we don't store your data; ping us on the Fediverse instead)

🏆 PAGE AWARDS & RECOGNITION 🏆

NCSC NL "Good" 2026

internet.nl 100% website

HSTS Preload list

TLS 1.3 IPv4+IPv6 Fediverse No Cookies HSTS Preload Self-Hosted 100% Shark

- this site proudly displays -

FEDISHARK .eu / 2026

TLS 1.3 only / always

HTML 4.01 hand-crafted

W3C (adjacent)

PRIDE since '69

FEDIVERSE activitypub

TALOS linux

Y2K READY!

NO ADS NO TRACKERS

IPv6 dual stack

FOSS top to bottom

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🌟 LINKS WE LOVE

📜 SITE STATS

Files: 1 (this one)
Build system: nginx + ConfigMap
Last touched: 2026.04.18
Bytes: ≈ small
Cookies: 0

🐋 SEA QUOTE

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
Cthulhu R'lyeh
wgah'nagl fhtagn"

— some old fish

📚 CARD CATALOG

Filed under:
> oceans, deep
> sharks, friendly
> fediverse, the
> nostalgia, peak

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© 2026 FediShark.eu • Made with 💙 and 🦈 • No sharks were harmed in the making of this website • security.txt • pgp

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This site is Yed Arrr Ell compliant and W3C adjacent (we tried)
Hand-coded in Vim. No frameworks were harmed.

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