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*** WELCOME TO FEDISHARK.EU *** THE FEDIVERSE'S MOST JAWSOME HOME ON THE WEB *** BEST VIEWED WITH NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 4.0 *** YOU ARE VISITOR #000001337 *** SHARKS RULE *** © FEDISHARK 2026 *** PROUD MEMBER OF THE OCEAN-NET WEBRING ***
NOTICE: This site is hand-coded HTML 4.01 — no React, no Webpack, no tracking. Powered entirely by sharks & HTTP 1.1!
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~ FediShark ~

The Internet's Premier Shark-Powered Fediverse Hub NEW!
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Ahoy, fellow netizen!

Welcome to FediShark.eu — a self-hosted archipelago of services swimming in the deep waters of the Fediverse! This humble corner of the World Wide Web is powered by recycled electrons, open-source software, and an unreasonable love for sharks.

Pull up a beach chair, pour yourself a soda, and stay a while. Don't forget to sign the guestbook on your way out!

💻 Powered byTalos Linux on 4× Intel N150 nodes
🌊 Orchestrated byKubernetes (it's like a school of fish)
🔒 TLS Version1.3 ONLY — we don't do ancient protocols
🔐 CertificatesECDSA P-384 via Let's Encrypt
🏠 LocationThe deep end of a Dutch living room
📊 UptimeAs reliable as a great white's appetite
⚔️ SecurityNCSC NL “Good” on ALL categories
📡 IP StackIPv4 + IPv6, dual-stack end-to-end
📧 Email AuthSPF + DKIM + DMARC + DANE/TLSA

🦈 Our Services 🦈

GoToSocial NEW!
Our ActivityPub server — federated social networking, shark-style. Follow us in the Fediverse!
Jellyfin
Media streaming from the depths. Like Netflix, but with more sharks and zero tracking.
Vikunja
Task tides — getting things done, one barnacle at a time.

📰 WHAT'S NEW! 📰

2026.04.18
Hand-restored the entire homepage to be EVEN MORE 90s. Added 88x31 button collection, mock guestbook form, and a proper LED hit counter. NEW!
2026.04.10
Migrated DNS from deSEC to Cloudflare. Faster propagation, same paranoid record management.
2026.03.20
All certificates rotated to ECDSA P-384. Smaller, faster, more modern. Ancient ciphers are now in the dustbin where they belong.
2026.02.14
NCSC NL audit: "Good" on every category. The ocean is now officially safe.

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NCSC NL "Good" 2026
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PRIDE since '69
FEDIVERSE activitypub
TALOS linux
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$ kubectl get sharks --all-namespaces  |  status: SWIMMING  |  uptime: 99.99%  |  threads: 4  |  gitops: in sync  |  certificates: ECDSA P-384  |  tls: 1.3 only  |  vibes: immaculate  |